Two Pie Are

The empty pie tin

Falls off of the counter;

Hitting the floor

In such a way

As to cause it

To spin about upon its edge.

If two pie

Are twice as much as one pie;

And if the pie tin’s circumference,

Is equal to

Two Pie Are;

Then I ask you,

Aristotle;

Why can’t I get two pie

Out of one pie tin?

It bothers me greatly,

That although Pi goes on

For infinity;

My pie tin

Is void.

And how can they say

That the area

Is pie are squared,

When clearly the are

Round?

Thoughts of pie

Are keeping me awake

At night.